Spayed
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The comic I am currently working relates to this repeated occurrence while walking my dog:
“Hey! Are you interested in breeding your dog?”
“No.. She’s spayed”
“Hey! Is your dog spayed?”
“Yes.. Fuck off.”
“Hey, that’s a pretty husky! You interested in breeding her?”
“Look, asshat, stop asking! My dog is not just some pretty piece of ass to be your dog’s bitch! Do you treat human women like this, too? This is my rescue dog, she has a hurt leg, and even so, I wouldn’t want to bring her even close to anything that lives in your house. Try Craig’s List!”
